The Strange Thoughts of A Three Year Old

This is a conversation Mason and I had in the car the other day. We were listening to JACK FM and "Beautiful People" came on."

Mason: Who's singing this?
Me: Marilyn Manson, I think.
Mason: Is he a princess?
Me: [Long pause, while I consider this.] Sure, honey. He's a princess.

Now what possessed Mason to ask that particular question, I'll never know. But, you know, he might be on to something.